Bank mein 1 bhi rupaya jama nahin kiya.
Phir bhi Income Tax Department se notice aaya,
Likha tha,"Kuchh to Kama Besharm"!

Abhi-abhi vishesh sootron se khabar mili hai ki, agar kisi
ko jada tamaatar khridte paaya gaya to use Vyakti ke ghar mein
Income Tax ka chhaapa ped sakta hai.

Chin ko ek baat bata dena chaahata hoon,
chini ko ham bhaaratiy paani mein gholakar pi jaate hain.

Patanjali ke biskuton ka vajan kam nikalne par baaba
Raamadev ka kahana hai, hamane to tolkar hi Pack kiye par biskuton ne YOGA karake
apana vajan kam kar liya.

Upcoming Hindi Movies List 2017
Pahale Shaahrukh khaan FAN lekar aaya,
Ab Salmaan khaan "Tubelight" lekar aa raha hai.
Ho na ho ab Aamir khaan "Bijli ka Bill" lekar aaega.
Rajamouli "Sab ki Bali" lekar aayege.
Ram Gopal Verma Super Action movie-
"Chali to Chali nahi Chali to nahi Chali" lekar aayege.

Bank ka naya niyam:
Bank mein baithi khoobasurat Cashier ko bhi agar apane 10 Second
se zyaada der tak dekha to aapke Account mein se Manoranjan (entertainment)
karane ke naam pe 100 rupaye kaat lie jaayenge.

Ransomware attacked Sunil Misra personal Laptop just after
allegation of "massive irregularities" in the funding of the AAP and
raised questions about the "suspicious" donation of Rs 2 crore.
Arvind tweet- Wannacry Misra ....

Q- esa kaun sa state hai jaha student ko
Top karte he jail me daal diya jata hai???
A-Bihar

Aajkal ki Janta to Civil-High court, Police-CBI par bhi bharosa nahi karti..
.
Aur ek hum humara bachpan tha, Jab hum ” AADA – PAADA kon PAADA” krke hi gunhegaar ka ptaa lgaa lete the..

Dekh liya Jio ke Free Offer ka kamaal, pahale hi varsh
mein 10th aur 12th ke 50% pratishat bachche Fail.

Kal Pakistan ne Dekhe Indian ka Tewar
Jab unko Dhoye Anuska ke 5 Jeth aur 5 Dewar

Baahubali ki hatya Dekhkar Bhaybheet hua baalak, bola,
"chhuttiyon mein nahin jaoonga Maama ke ghar"!

khoon mein tere garmi, garmi mein tera khoon,
upar Suraj niche dharti beech mein May aur June.
he bhagvaan!

Ye Afwah ki ne phila di hai
Jaab se Indian Army ne kaha hai hum Badla le kar rahege
ISI ne BAT GROUP ko RAT GROUP banane ki Traning de rahi hai
ISI, BAT GROUP ko chuhe ke bill me ghus ki Tarkeeb sikha rahi hai

Nitish kumar baar baar Media ke Tikhe sawalo se tang aakar
ghoshana kar di hai ki- 10+2 ke Teacher bhi 10+2 exam me bethe
aur apna Merit-Talent sabit kare....

"Char bans, chaubis gaj, angul ashta praman,
Ta upar aatanki hai, mat Chuko Jawan."
Indian Army blows up Pakistani posts in Naushera sector across LoC

Bihar Police arrested a youth humming 'Chaar bottle vodka Kaam mera roj ka. He was arrested by the police under the new 'Liquor Prohibition Law'.

C.B.I. ke chhaape padne ke pahale Chidambaram ke bete ke
Laptop par "ransomware" ka attack, baap-bete donon khush....

Pappu ne Happu se poocha-
kuch Doctor Patient se safety ke liye
Helmet pahane lage hai?
Happu- kyoki phle doctor ke paas Dimag hota tha
ab kval Helmet hai
Aaj ke Patient ko ye lagta hai Doctor bike racer ki tarah
Disease koi bhi wo speedly "sure cure" kar sakte hai

Be in your 'speed' limits, or parents will get sms Automobile engineering students have developed a system -
for speed alert by sms to Traffic Police or Parents.
Lo kar lo baat app logo ko koi aur kaam nahi milta kaya :)

NASA images show how India looks like from space at night.
The contrast between India and Pakistan is Shocking. one is shining with development and Electricity, the other is still in the dark ages. Due to its official policy of terror.
Actually They need more darkness and secret places to hide Terrorist Group.
Pakistan never wishes for such images coz Pak is feared with US 'mother of all bombs' attack.

Maayavati Garmi mein baithi rahin
par Fan ka button nahin dbaaya
kyonki unhen Doubt ho gaya hai ki
Button koi bhi dabao par hava BJP
ko hi milegi

Ladki beautiful, kar gayi chull
Good Govt, ne kar di saab ki Laal bati Gul

Asaram Bapu fires his Lawyer,
to hire Vijay Mallya's Lawyer to get bail

After lots of comments and controversy
Snapchat want to change name to Aloo-Chaat.

It seems that King of $$GOOD$$ TIMES soon
suffer with *BAD* TIMES in India.

UP govt now launches Anti-Juliet Squad to arrest
girls who frequently empty boyfriend's wallets
If found guilty, girl would have to pay the entire bill.

When US "mother of all bombs" will meet Pakistan - Father of All Terrorism

Criminals used Re 1 coin to stop Rajdhani Express
running Patna to New Delhi and loot passengers.
It is really very funny :)
criminals are Genius then Railways Engineers.

Bhojapuri Teacher Student se - bhojapuri mein anuvaad karo
"dil ke tukade tukade karake muskura ke chal diye"
Student :-"karejava ke bukuni bukuni karake daant chiyaar ke chal dihlu"

Arz Kiya hai Jio ko bhi nazar lag gayi Airtel, Idea Ki Ji-
Acha Khasa free 3G, 4G to Paid kar diya
Aasmaan mai Udte Aazad Parindo ko kaid kar diya

Dukaandaar :- ye Mobile le lo isme "3 GB" RAM hai......
-
Owaisi :- nahin nahin, hamen vo Mobile dikhao jisamen "RAM" nahi Allaah ho ..
-
Dukaandaar: Kaya bewakoof wali baat kar rahe hai, bina
"RAM" ke duniya nahi chalti to Mobile Phone kaise chalega.

RBI vaale nae note par itana aur likh
Dete ki "kashmir Bhaarat ka hai" to
Padosi Desh kabhi nakali note hi nahi chhaapata.
par hamase koi poochhata kahaan hai!

Hamaara Mobile Number bhi TataSky
Jaisa hai pagali
Koi bhi ladki isako
Dekhate hi bolati hai
Isako Mila daala
To LIFE
Jingaalaala !!

Tu Instagram ki Raani
main Facebook ka Raaja
baat karani hai to
Whatsapp pe aaja !!

bhukamp earthquakes se dar nahin lagata saahib,
dar to is baat ka hai kaheen JIO ka Tower na gir jae.

Girlfriend ko Boyfriend kaya Valentine's Day Gift dega...?
Ki us Gifts kuch hissa use bhi mile
Think....
Think....
Bf apne Gf ko "Flavored Lipsticks" dega
Got it?
Think Love be romantic....
Sweet sugar coated romantic Valentine's Day sms for Gf

Aajkal ke Ladke Jo Din-Raat Facebook,
Whatsapp mai lage rahte hai Shaadi ke liye
Ladki Dekhne khud nahi jaate aur
apne Maa Paap ko bhej dete hai
Darte hai kahi Ladki ye na kah de
ki ye to meri Friend ka Boyfriend hai...

Google, Microsoft, Reliance, Facebook, Whatsapp, Apple sabke maalik Ladke hain.
.
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aakhir ladkiyaan Exam itane marks lekar karati kya hain? boys vs girls jokes

Raavan- Saadhu banke Sita ki jhopadi ke paas jaata hai.
Raavan- Bhikshaan dehi. Rekha to paar karo Devi....
Sita- (Door se hi): Chal...Chal Paytm on kar....

Happu ne 25 Varsho tak kathor tapasya ki...
khush ho kar
Bhagwan bole- VAR MANGO VATS..
Happu - mujhe 8 var Chahiye
1. Mai sunder sunder ladkiyo ke sath swiming pool me aasnaan karu
2. sweet cute Beautiful Girls/ladkiyo meri GF bane, Friend bane
3. Mai 4 week me World mai popular ho jau
4. Mera naam "Breaking News" mai Shamil ho..
5. Miss India mere liye Khana aur chaye banaye
6. Mai kam samay me Jindgi ke pure Maze Lu
7. Meri life full of surprises and happening ho
8. Mai Aalisaan Sunder Bangla mai rahu
-
Are murkh/bewkuf(Fool) en saab ke liye kathor
tapasya karne ki kaya jarurat thi
BIGG BOSS 11 mai chale jata??
Ok VATS..Tu commoner banke BIGG BOSS 11, 2017 mai jaayega...

Yaar galati se Jio sim se Port ka sms(messages) send ho gaya, to Mukesh ambaani ne
khud Phone kar poochha
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.
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ab aur kya chaahiye tumko?(Company naam kar du kaya?)

Girl- your new mobile is very cute. How much does it cost?
Boy- Darling I won in a "Race" - Daur.
Girl-how many people were in the race?
Boy- mobile shop owner, 3 policemen and I.....whatsapp jokes

Abhishek: Papa kaun si Hindi Movie dekhne chaahie,
Hrithik ki "Kaabil" ya SRK ki "Raees"? Amitaabh: donon. Abhishek: kyon? Amitaabh: kyonki na hi tum kaabil na hi Raees!.....whatsapp Hindi Movie jokes

Yamraaj - kejarivaal, tumhaara samay samaapt ho gaya hai, koi antim
ichchha ho to batao;
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kejarivaal - Sir Jee, aap sirph Media News mein ek bayaan de deejiye ki aap Modi ke kahane se mujhe lene aaye hai!.

Santa- Main to 8-10 saalon se cashless transaction
kar raha hu...Dukaandar use use udhaari-udhaari bolate hain...

Ladka in very Romantic Mood: Daddy mummy nahin hai ghar pe,
aa jao kuchh to karenge milake..
Ladki: tu rahane de kameene,
aise hi ek baar bula ke baratan dhulavaaya tha mujhase!!

Judge:- tumane police officer ki jeb mein
match stick ki jalati hui tili kyoon rakhi??
Santa:-usane hi kaha tha, jamaanat karavaani hai to pahale jeb garm karo!!

Girl: mera mobile Maa ke paas rehta hai...
Boy: Agar pakdi gayi toh Darling???
Girl: Tumhara number 'Battery Low' naam se save hai,
Jab bhi tumhara call aata hai, Maa kehti hai lo Charge karlo.......Faadu jokes

Teacher: What is the value of 'X'?
Pappu: Sir, Jaan Thi Woh Meri!

Boy1: Meet my wife
Boy2: Oh! I knw her
B1: Hw?
B2: V wer caught sleepng 2gether
B1: Wat d fcuk?
B2: In college during history lecture class ..
MORAL: Think+ B+

Happu- Pak terrorist "Ae Dil Hai Mushkil" Movie dekh rahe hai
Pappu- Wo kyo Yaar?
Happu- Kyoki Indian Army ne Surgical strike se Pak terrorist ke liye "Home Delivery" bhi dene Shuru kar di hai na

Santa: chiken Kitne Ka?
Chikenwala 140, 120, 10.
Santa: Rs 10? Itna Sasta Kyon?
Chikenwala: Sir, isko Aids Hai,
Santa: Koi Baat Nehi, dedo Khana Hai Sona Thodi Hai Yaar.

Maa: Dekh Beta Us Ladki Ko Paralysis Ho Geya Hai. Munh
Tedha Ho Geya Hai, Honth Bhi Pichak Gaye Hain, Aankhein Bhi Tedhi Ho Gayi Hain.
Chalo Uski Madad Karte Hain.
Beta: Maa Woh Ladki Selfi Le Rahi Hai.
Mom: Fite Munh!.....selfie chutkula in hindi

Name: Don
Bhai: Munnabhai
Pata: 36ChinaTown
Thikana: ChandniBar
Guru: Blufmaster
Dushman: Sarkar
Khoon: Ab tak 56
.
sms jokes chutkule BHEJ
.WARNA 57 ho jaiega.

Mahila: bhaiya sahi Rate lagao ham hamesha yahee se saamaan le jaate hai
Dukaanadaar: bhagavaan se daro bhanajee abhi kal hi is dukaan ki (romantic jokes) opening hui hai

1 Aadmi ki Lambi Tapasya ke baad Mast Atisunder Apsara pragat hui.
usane kaha ki main tumhaari 3 ichchhaen poori kar sakati hoon.
1 main jaanati hun baaki ki 2 batao.

Bharat me Rail ki patariyon ka amulya yogdan raha hai.....
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kabhi log lota lekar baith jaate hai, kabhi kota lekar....

Pappu: papa, pyar ek virus hai.
Papa: aur ye darwaje ke pichhe rakha latth antivirus hai.kahe to abhi tera System Scan kar dun.

Kuch ladke to bas esi ummid me blood donate karte hai
ki Hindi Filmo ki tarah kisi cute sweet ladki ko
unka khun chadaya jaega aur phir vo
dundte dundte unhe pyaar karne aaygi

Shaadi krant ke taar ki tarah hoti hai
sahi jud jaaye to saara jivan rosan-
aur
galat jud jaaye to jivan bhar ghhtke.....ekdum fresh shaadi jokes

Mai to chahta hu ki Govt. mere WhatsApp msgs ko pade
aur unko hamri Problem ka pata chale ki kese hum Girlfriend ko impress kese kate hai?
Dosto se rupye udhar lekar
unko Dominos, Mac D, KFC, PVR le jate hai,
Bus se chale wale ladke Girlfriend ko Taxi me le jate hai, Kaya pata Govt. Love subsidiary jari kar de.....

1-5 yr Girls Love MOM,
6-15 Girls Love DAD
16-25 Girls Love ME
26-50 Girls Love HUSBAND
Ab Bachi
51-80 Girls
Tumhara B To Haq Banta H Yaar..!!

Hasrat-e-Didaar ke liye uski gali me Mobile ki dukaan kholi
Maat poocho aab Halat-e-babsi...
Roj ek naya ladka uska Mobile No. ko Rechage karwane aata hai

Ek Shadi me jab photographer ne Dhara-dhar Radhe Maa ke 300 photo khich liye
taab Dulhan ke papa ne use bataya "Ruko Bhai ruko jraa... Dulhan Radhe
Maa nahi hai, Dulhan abhi beauty parlour me hai

Madam ask Question to student of 12th Standard What you think about ashlilata=vulgarity over internet?How you see? Student Answered - We watch in Full HD

Very very funny quotes written,
On The Front Of T-shirt Of A Girl having H0T Figure,
Excuse Me BOYS My Cute Face Is Above.

Ladka speedbraker ke upper se bike
nikalega ya side se....
ye espe depend karta hai
peeche Friend Betha Hai ya Girlfriend...

Kisi ko kisi ki chinta nahi sabbb khud me mgann hai
But kuch cool boys manavta ke sache sevak sweet Riya, Priya, Pinky ke naam se Facebook id, whatapps id bankar hajaro badkismat ladko ke umido ko jinda kiye hue hai....

4 Boys On a Bike
Police:- Triple Riding is not allowed Aur Tum kamino 4 Baithe Ho...?
Boys (Shocked ):-Look Behind...
And Says: Saalo 5wa Kaha Gir Gaya yaar...? Jise aaj Party Deni Thi..

Badi Shiddat se chaha tha ki uska Mobile recharge karu Mai
magar muhalle ki 2 rechage ki dukano me se 1 recharge wala
uska Bhai Nikala aur 2 uska mustanda boyfriend........
Bahut jaam ke pitae ki kamino ne...

# Notice By Traffic Police #
Gaari chalana aur Soundarya Darshan
ek saath naa kare
Devdarshan ki prapti ho sakti hai
Janhit me Jari

Shadiyo me 3 tarah ke Naachane wale hote hai
1. To wo jo bhangra special hote hai
2. Dusre nagin special
3. Tesre woo jinko dekhkar pata nahi chalta
ki naach rahe hai ya Maata Rani aaye hai.....funny shaadi chutkule

Kanjoos Baap ki bete ne kha:special sms fun for friend
"Papa meri girlfiend pregnant ho gayi h.
70000 mang rhi h, CHUP rehne ke."
Kanjoos ne chup chap rupaye de diye.
3 mahine baad dusra beta bola:
"Meri girlfriend pregnant h 100000 mang rhi h.
Kanjoos ne dil pe pathhar rakh kar rupaye de diye.
5 mahine baad
Kanjoos ki kuwari sunder beti boli:
"Papa, I am pregnant.!"
Kanjoos ne usko gale se Lagaya
Aur beti ka maatha chum ke kaha:
"Shabaash beti, Abb humari baari rupye lene ki....

Dèar Friènds, birth and dèath are controlled by Lord GOD
Smartphone n tv remote are only controlled by us
Do whatèver you love to do

Height of intelligence
Madam : Wat came 1st Sun or Moon?
Natkhatlal - Obviosly Moon..
madam: How?
Natkhatlal : Madam ji Honey'moon' hoga tabhi to 'Son' ayega na !

Water, Electric, Petrol ke daam koi bhi Govt kaam kar sakti H
koi Govt en ladkiyon ke nakhre kaam kar ke dikhaye
to baat ban jaye....

Earthquakes aane ke Fayde
Muhale ke sari good looking ladkiya bahar dekhne ko mili
Preety, Sweety, Payal, Pinky, Pari or etc.

Jis Purus ne aaj ke samay me biwi, Nokari,
Karobaar aur smartphone ke beach me
Saamanjasya betha liya, wah Purus nahi Mahapurus kahlata hai

Specially 4 shadi ke side effect se paresan pati ke liye
kabhi aap bahut dukhi ho to apni shadi ka video
backward karke dekhye maja aa jayega
appki wife aap ke gale se haar uttaregi,
car me bethegi aur apne ghar laut jayegi
aur app ke friends dance karte karte apne ghar laut jayege

Rashtriya Maun - Manmohan Singh
Rashtriya Asuntust - Kejriwal/Mufflerman
Rashtriya Mitra - Narendra Modi
Rashtriya Baklol - Jitan Manjhi
Rashtriya Dhan - Kaladhan

Akhilesh yadav ne Modi par nishana sadhate hue kaha ki political news jokes
unhone bina poche mughe jharu lagane wala me
nominate kar diya hai mai jharu nahi lagaugaaaaaaaaa...........................political news jokes

Baap ne beti ke room me Cigarette dekha...top 10 funny sms
Oh God, She Smokes
Phir wine ki bottle dekhi...
Oh God, She Drinks too...
Phir ladke ko dekha
Thank God, ye sab es ladke kaa H

Jab ensan ke Paap Ka Ghaara bhar jata H
Tab uski Mrityu ho jati H
Aur jab purus ke Khushiyo ka Ghaara bhar jata H...

uski shadi ho jaati H marriage jokes in hindi.............marriage jokes in hindi

Arz Kiya Hai....
Just Friend thi wo meri, achanak se mere liye khaas ho gayi.
Zindagi bhar fail hoti thi, kambakht pregnancy test me pass ho gayi......

Pahle Boyfriend/Lover apne GF ke aane ka entzaar Balcony me karte the
Ab online ane ka bole to "Rista Wahe Sooch Naye"

Ladki golgappe kha rahe thi....30-35 kha liye honge
phir usne BF se poocha aur 10 kha lu?
Boyfriend ne ghhlla ke bola le naagin......kha le...
ladki ne boyfriend ko ek chatta mara naagin kisko bola be...
Boyfriend-Are yaar maarti kyo ho mene bola Naaaa......Ginnnnnn Kha le

Kehte hai dil se aankhe band karó
Tó life me jisko love kiya uskì
tàsveer dikhti hai toh maine bhi try kiyà,
màstiful slideshow chalu ho gayà.... funny sms on gf

Pati patni me jhagda ho raha tha
Pati - Me koi tumse darta hu
Patni - Darte to tum ho,
pahli baar jab tum mere ghar aye
the to pure 250 logo ke sath aye the
or mughe dekho me akele chale ayi na...........husband wife jokes

What was world first password ? new jokes

Think...
Think...
Any idea...
Any guess...
Anything...
That is....

"Khul jaa Sim Sim"

After great demands from all husbands..........
All new app called "Darr" is launched for Smartphones.....
As you just speak..... 'Wife'.....and it closes all open websites,
hides all chats, shuts down all games,
hide all special folders and best of all.
puts your wife's photo as a wallpaper.
Also, your wife name run as screensaver
When Smartphone screen is idle.

Hindi bhi yaaro azeeb bhasaa H
Ghari bigarr jaye to kahte hai band aur
Ladki bigarr jaye to kahte hai chalu......

Salman- main jab shirt utaarta hu to ghar k bahar 100 log jama ho jate H..
John- 1000 log..
Hrithik :- 5000 log..
Sunny Leone :- Ab main kuch bolu?................mastiful 2017 jokes

Suhagrat Ke Bad Sabse Mushkil Kaam Kya Hai hindi jokes 2016
Ladki Se Bat Karna, No
Kissss Karna, No
Hug karna, Nahi
Fir LÖVË romance Karna, Na Yaar
Agle Din Subha Ghar Walo Se Nazre Milana...............very funny romantic jokes

Pyaar karna hai to Nirma Powder vaali se karo..
Pyar karna hai to . . . Nirma Powder vaali se karo..
Kyuki ek vahi hai jo kehti hai:
Pehle istemaal karo fir vishwaas karo

Very very Horror movie dekh kr dar jane wale very funny romantic sms
ladko..
Darrrrr kya hota hai us ladko se pucho
Jiski girlfriend ke periods late ho Gaye............very funny romantic sms

1 jaruri suchna Kripya Dhyan De-
Atyadhik thand ki sthiti me
Suprabhat/Goodmoring ke sandesh/msgs
Dopahar 2.00 PM taak Sweekar kiye jayege
Sath he Shubh Ratri/Good Night ke sandesh/msgs 7.00 PM se manya honge

Mülayam Singh said he always opposed laptop scheme.....new jokes
We distributed laptops & ppl of d UP state heard d speeches of Modi on these laptops.
Modi on Facebook.... Modi on Twitter... Modi on WhatsApp...Modi...Modi...They were impressed, and we lost the polls.

Ækhilesh claims tat d laptop scheme as a big achievement of his gov coz he knows well new jokes what students love - WhatsApp, Facebook, Twitter, chat with girlfriend, watching new jokes movies.

Sai etna dijiye ek aashram ban jaye very funny sms on rampal
ander me masti karu police bhi na ghus paaye

In 1950 A Boyfriend seek a faithful loving cute girlfriend very funny girlfriend boyfriend sms jokes 2016
2017 boyfriend having Gorgeous GF just seek lonely place/home/farmhouse

Aajkal Gaon ke kheto ka ye mahool hai
pakre gaye to h00 halla aur
N pakre gaye to L00 lalla....

Papu : papa meri girlfriend Pregnant ho gyi hai
Papu ke papa: Tune ye sb sikha kaha se.....Nalayak...kambakht...!
Papu: papa IIN (idea internet network)
yahan pe koi bhi sikh sakta hai agar sikhne ki lagan ho to

Shuddh Hindi me madhur rasili pati ke liye -
Naasta banana,
Bartan saaf karna
Ghar ki safai karna
Kapre dhona
Ese sabhi kaam agar koi estri jaldi jaldi
shantipurwak kare to use kaamwali kahte H
aur ye sabhi kaam koi estri bhayankar krodh
me aur barbarate hue kare to use Gharwali kahte H

Pati - aaj ghar bahut Neat and Clean dikh raha h?
Tumhara Whats App aaj band hai kaya?
Patni - nahi jee, wo mera charger nahi mil raha tha
khojte khojte safai ho gayi.....

Watching India v Sri Lanka, 4th ODI match -
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Anushka sharma 2 virat "Rohit Sharma ka mobile number to forward kar de yaar. I don't want to change my surname"

Raat me Itni thand me rajai se nikalkar Peshab Karne ke liye
jana kisi stunt se kam nahi hai...............§ winter special jokes in hindi §

Hindu marriage Láw doesn't permit 2 marriage?
Coz- Indian Constitution árticle 20(2) says: "No human cán be punished twice 4 the sáme offence...

ek hath me Lipstick
dusre me Mobile
Ek kaan cooker ki siti par
dusra whatapp ki notification par
ek aakh TV serial par
dusra husband ki activity par
koon kahta hai nari jiwan aasan h

Latest New santa banta jokes 2017
SANTA- Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa kyo paida hote h?
BANTA- Desh me itna terrorist attacks badh gaya h ke bachche akele aane se darte hai yaar.....terrorist jokes

Teenage love story -
Boy- I love you
Girl- mai abhi eske ke liye tayaar nahi hu
Boy- ab kaya, hai bolne ke liye bhi make up karogi, pagli?

chandu ke chacha ne, chandu ki chachi ko
chandi ke chamche se chatni chatai
chacha se chachi boli

kaab tak chatayega chatni mujhe?
kabhi chinese chiken chilly bhi khila de!

Mere se Girlfriend kahte H - shadi kar lo tumhari jindigi jannat bana duginew funny sms in hindi
aur banana use daal chawal bhi nahi ata; Bol Bachchan to dekho kamini ka

Ladki ka baap ladke se puchta hai...
Baap: “tum meri beti se kab se love karte ho? ” .
Ladka: “6 mahine se” .
Baap: “ main kaise yaqeen kar loon? ” . . . .
Ladka: “mat karo, 3 mahine ke baad apne aap pata chal jaega

GF: Truth or dare?
BF : Truth!
GF : Do I look fatty in this new Salwar Suits ?
BF : I chose 'truth' and not 'dare'!

On this ßirthday apart
I have just óne wish
That I cóuld be with yóu
tó hug and tó kiss
Hów much dó I love yóu
you may never know
But the next time I see yóu
I'll let my lóve shów.....birthday wishes for lover 2017

While preparing her resume a young girl wrote: mast mast sms in hindi
special qualification: I am flexible enough to perform in all positions.......

Hanging out would be Boring;
Movies would not be Entertaining;
Chatting would not be Engrossing;
Shopping would not be Happening;
And hence Life would not be Cool;
If you were not my dear friend!

A shocking note left by a wife while going out for shopping
"Dear Husband, your wallet was getting fat so I am taking it out for a walk."

Good friends are not easy to obtain;
Once obtained, they're difficult to maintain;
One maintained, they're difficult to sustain;
Once lost, they're simply impossible to regain!
Moral: Take good care of me, you lucky brat!

A very small love story.. Boy:excuse me.! Girl-Yes, bro.!

Mathematical joke:(13×13×13)=?
Think, Think deeply
Not getting??
Ans: SUROOR!
Tera(13) tera(13) tera(13)= SUROOR

An Ultra Modern wife's note for the husband :
I am going out with my friends for dinner. Your dinner is in the recipe book, on page 25 and ingredients are available at reliance Fresh :
Aaj ki naari
sab pe bhaari!!!...

3 cheezo se bani he duniya- "himmat hosla or dum"
3 lamho se bani he zindagi- "khushi,ehsaas or gum"
3 cheezo se bani he yeh dosti-"u,me" or hum.....................best friendship quotes in hindi

Aalam yeh hai k Barish ab thamni chahiye,
kale badalo se nayi roshni ab nikalni chahiye,
sirf shayari karna mere zindagi ka maksad nahi yaro,
2din se balcony me latak rahi underwear bhi toh sukhni chahiye.....................barish sms..............funny monsoon sms in hindi

9.00 : *beep beep*..
Msgs received... salary credited to ur a/c
Me:yipeeee..
9.01 : *beep beep*
Home EMI auto debited..
9.02 : *beep beep*
Car loan EMI auto debited..
9.03 : *beep beep*
Credit card bill auto debited..
9.04 : *beep beep*
Phone bill auto debited..
9.05 : *beep beep*
Electricity bill auto debited..
9.06 : *beep beep*
LIC EMI auto debited..
9.07 : *beep beep*
Medical insurance EMI debited..
9.08 : *beep beep*
Your a/c. Babaji ka thullu

Zindgi hasin hai zindgi se pyar karo,
hai raat to subah ka intzar karo,
wo pal bhi ayega jiska intzar hai apko,
rab pe bharosa aur waqt pe aitwar karo..................best life quotes in hindi/Positive life quotes in hindi

Dear Suraj Bhagwan.......
Please go to settings
» display
» brightness
and lower your brightness!.............funny summer seasons msgs

Neta- Hamari party me 'CORRUPT' logo k liye koi jagah nahi h..!
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Bheed me se ek awaaz aayi:- HOUSEFULL Ho Gaya KYA?

Latest IPL Adv:
Please enjoy the matches.....Fixed toh aapki Shadi bhi thi...

Boss-Tumari ability?
Lady secretary-
Young hu,
Dynamic hu,
Sincere hu,
Honest hu,
Hardworking hu,
Qualified hu,
Experienced hu,
Deserving hu,
Typing janti hu,
File sahi rakhti hu,
Computer me expert hu,
Thoda accounts b janti hu,
Boss: aur kuch
Lady: modern khayalat ki hu, Disease free aur healthy hu, Khana vi accha pakati hu
Sabse Jaruri Baat k
Apne flat me akeli rehti hu...!
Boss: bas kar pagli, ab kya joinning ke Din promotion legi!!!!new jokes secretary

Ek very beautiful N gorgeous girl auto rukwa kar jane ke liye paise tai karte karte doosre auto main baith gayi.
Pahla auto wala: Wah! madamji mera khada karwa ke aap doosre pe chad gayi.!

Santa: doctor, this medicine
is not available at any medical store.
Doctor:oh sorry,
i forgot to write the medicine.
That was my signature.

Welcome to the season of: very romantic jokes
Smooching
Squeezing
Licking
Sucking
and getting dirty!
Don't tax your brain so much...
It's Mango season!
Happy Juicy Fruity Mango season!....................very romantic sms sms for girlfriend

A boy found aladin's lamp,
he asked him to increase
all girls brain ten times more..!!
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He laughed & said:
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Multiplication does not apply on zero..!!

Holidays, Hotels & Women: Three things that always look better online than in real life!

1. Set the alarm of 7:00 am.
2. Wake up at 6:59 am.
3. 'Off' the alarm before it alarms.
4. Feel like a Bomb Defuser!!

Na kuchh tu lekar aaya tha, na hi kuchh lekay jayega;
mujhe message na karke zaalim, tu kitna chillar bachayega!

Wife- sunoji ladka bahut paise udane laga h,
jaha bhi chhupati hu dhoondh leta hai.
Dad- nalayak ki book me rakh de.......exam tak nhi milega.......................very funny exam jokes

Garibon ki thaali mein 'shaahi-pulaav' aa gaya,
lagta hai bharat mein fir se chunaav aa gaya.................election special msgs

Santa went to interview for FBI agent.
Interviewer: “who killed abraham lincoln?”
Santa: “thanks for giving the job sir, i would immediately start investigation.“

Latest New Ekdum Fresh Whatsapp Status
: daddy mummy hain nahi ghar pe.......aa ke mil jara...

People will take six months to turn the taj mahal into Jama Masjid if you allow pan masala inside.

Cute college girl at fee counter: sir pehle meri lelo.
Sir: thora ruko aram se longa.
Girl: jaldi le lo phr nhi de paongi q k phr mere period start ho jain ge....

Girl to sweeper: Bhaiya, Hamari naali ka paani kaise nikaloge ?
Sweeper: G, Aapki naali me bus DANDA dalne ki der hai, pani toh mai 2 minute me nikal dunga..

It's not possible to "Make Everyone Happy :)";
But it's possible to "Be Happy with Everyone :)"! Good Morning!

Guns don’t kILL people Dads with Pretty Daughters KILL people.

What is the similarity between Media and Wife?
Till they don't share the same news at least 100 times, they really don't sit quietly!

The main tension of parents nowadays..!! jokes 2014
What their Son/Daughter download….
But...But
What their daughters upload

Jab Pyar Imtihaan leta hai, Kurbani sirf "Virginity" hi deti hai mast mast sms jokes

Biwi raat me kapde utrte hue...
tirchi nazar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli:
Pata he na kya karna hai..?
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Santa: teri aisi ki taisi,,,
Me itni rat ko kpde nahi dhounga..!

Wife in romantic mood: Shall we try different positions tonight ??
Husband : ( excited ) yah sweety sure why not.
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Wife : ok you stand at sink & wash dishes, I'll be on sofa and watch TV........ very funny husband wife jokes 2017

Log kapdo ke style par na jane kitne paise barbad karte hai?
Jab ki zindgi ke sab se hasin pal bina kapdo ke guzarte hai
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Apna BACHPAN yaar.. Jab dekho galat sochoge!

Lipstick lagaana ladki ki beauty h
"wah wah"
aur usey taste karna ladko ki duty h

Height of santa Intelligence: Santa writes all answer as...

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and......Lastly he writes..
"answer are written in bar code format to protect from being copied……..!!!

Gabbar: Ye hath mughe de de thakur? jokes
Thakur: tik hai, le le par kal subah me dhone ke liye aa jana.

For me you're as:
Cheese for Pizza, Passport for Visa;
Butter for Bread, Ice for Freezer;
Cream for Cake, Water for Lake;
Leaf for Tree and a FRIEND like you is for me!

Dil Dard Karta Hai Jis Ki Dava Tum Ho
Agar Qaymaat Ka Dar Na Hota To Keh Dete Khuda Tum Ho heart touching msgs for girlfriend

Ye ishq bhi Nasha-e-Sharab jaisa hain,
Kare to Marr jaye chode to kidhar jaye

Who is d most inspirational person after our parents…….?
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Bus conducter.
Chaliye, chaliye,
aage badhiye.
Aage badhiye.
Aage badhte rahiye.

Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER.....
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Immediately after Marriage N Relationship !!

sochiye ki Physics kese aasan ho sakti the ?
agar
agar
agar
agar
agar
Seb ke jahah Ped gir jata or newton wahe nipat gaya hota.................student jokes

Ye " pyaar mohobt" uss dor ki baatein h....
Jab makan kacche or insan sacche hua krte the....!!

Student's Life is Like Hollywood Movies
School = Jurassic Park..
Principal = King Kong..
Vice Principle = Hulk..
Teachers = Aliens..
Class Guys = Planet of Apes..
Class Gals = Charlies Angels..
Syllubus = Deep Blue Sea
Exam = Mission Impossible
Invigilator = Terminator..
Result = 2017 ..(end of the world)

Gandhigiri ki safalta ke baad, pesh hai.
Messagegiri jisme aap sms-msgs kare ya na kare,
ham msgs bhejte rahenge, kabhi to aapko
sharm aayegi.

,:*''*;
*;',%.'; Ye Ek Ped
__)(__ Hai...
Khubsurat Hai Na,
Galti Se Bhi Mujhe Bhoolne Ki
Koshish Ki To isi Pr Ulta Tang Dunga........miss you my friends.........sweet friendship msgs in hindi

' +"''+.+''"+.
+ Aap isme +
' "+ ho = +"
' ' "+ , ,+"
yha se niklne k koshis n krna wrna ye tut jayega qki ache dost kbhi dil nhi todte.

Friends are:
F: Fabulous
R: Real
I: Impeccable
E: Everlasting
N: Necessary
D: Delectable and
S: Spicy....................best friendship Day quotes 2017 ever

Sms karne mai hum Dabbang hai hum
dosto ko yaad karne mai Ready hai hum
ab to pahchan lo kon he hum
dosto ki duniya ka Boadygurd hai hum

I told my wife, I have 12 rupees... Let's go out for dinner tonight.
She printed a "Congress Symbol" on my face!

Dil Se Liya 1st
"D"
Love Se Liya 2nd
"O
Rose Se Mila 3rd
"S"
Geet Se Mila 4th
"T"
Sathi Se Mila 5th
"I"
Tub Jakar Bani Ye Pyari "DOSTI".

Nayi Cheez Dekho:
Voda(F)one
Ai(R)cell
Rel(I)ance
id(E)a
Bs(N)l
TATA In(D)icom
Dekho FRIEND ke bina saare mobile network adhura hain - Kyunki har ek friend zaroori hota hai!

Tu jo marzi mang le har cheez kurban hai meri..
Bas ik jaan na mangna, kyunk tu hi to jaan hai meri.

Chupa le is tarah se tu mujhko apni baan'hon mein...
K hawa bhi guzarne ki ijaazat maange............very romantic msg for girlfriend

Larka universty me Beautiful larki se: aap ka name??
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Larki ghussey se : mujhey sab behan kehtey hain. .
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Larka : o acha to aap hain wo jiski waja se sab mujhey jeeja ji jeeja ji kehtey hain.

Santa to Banta - tumko kisi se pyar hua hai ?
Banta - haa yaar par vo manti hi nahi,
Kyu kya kaheti he, Kaheti hai "I love u 2"
Pata nahi sala ye dusra kon hai...........very funny love msgs in hindi

Kisi khoobsurat mausam me,
meri aankho pe aap apna hath rakh do..
Or haste hue keh do, pehchan lo to ham tumhare..
Or na pehchano, to tum hmare..

Dil ki dhadkan aur dil ki sadha ho tum,
meri pehli aur aakhri arzoo ho tum,
chahunga tumhe chahat se badh kar,
meri chahat aur chahat ki inteha ho tum....!

Bahot Sukoon Milta Hain,
Sachhe Pyar Mein....!
Poori Duniya Simat Jaati Hain,
Apne Hi Yaar Mein....!!

Barson baad bhi shaamil hai meri saanso'n mein tu!!!
Agar nashaa hota tho kab ka utar gaya hota...!!..............Love is timeless and love is forever

Raaz kisi ko naa batao toh aik baat kehniiiii haiiiiiii tumse.......
Hum rafta rafta teray hotay jaa rahay hai.......kasam se !!______hindi msgs to impress girls/girlfriend

little cute girl went 2 shop-jab me badi ho jaungi mujse shadi kroge shopkeeper smilng-ha kar lunga very very funny sms
girl-to apni hone wali wife ko 1 choclate b nahi doge???

G O O D
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English Class Kid:" Me sleep with Dad last night
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Madam (correcting):" No beta, I slept with dad last night
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Kid:" Aap mere sone ke baad aayi hogi........latest mast jokes

Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint
Pappu after thinking a lot, "MS Dhoni"! very very funny jokes 2013

Wife is a Memory Card;
Husband is an ATM Card;
Parents are PAN Card;
Girlfriend is a Debit Card;
Sister-in-law is a Recharge Card;
Child is an Identity Card;
But Friends are AADHAR Card - Bloody useful everywhere!

A memory is a photograph taken by the heart to make a special moment last forever. Good Morning!

Sweet love proposal -
Q 1: What do you call a mother in Marathi?
Q 2: What's the name of Lord Rama's elder son?
Q 3: What's the style of Swami Narayan's 'Tilak'?
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Answers:
1. I
2. Luv
3. U

Power and Wealth are fruits of life;
But Family and Friends are roots of life!
We can manage without the fruits;
But can never stand without the roots!.........decent msgs

MOVIES OF SCHOOL LIFE funny msgs
Class = BARDASHT
Attendance = HERA PHERI
Class Room = NO ENTRY
Teacher = JANI DUSHMAN
Exam = EVIL DEAD
Examinar = DON
Friend During Papers = HUM AAP KE HAIN KON ?
Marking = ANDHA KANOON
Exam Time = QAYAMAT
Cheating = LAGE RAHO MUNNA BHAI
Question Paper = PAHELI
Answer Paper = KORA KAGHAZ
Result = SADMA
Pass = CHAMATKAR
Fail = DEVDAS
Future = NA TUM JANO NA HUM
HappY eXaM SeaSOn

Hawa chal rahi hai right,
Taare chamak rahe hain bright,
Moon taaro k beech me hai white,
Zyada mat socho band karo light,
Aur so jao good night...........lovely good night msg

Thinking of you and the good times we spent makes me smile.
Happy birthday to a friend who is always close to my heart!

Relations do not shine by just shaking hands in the best time.
But relations shine by holding hands in critical times!

Faith is like Wi-Fi...
It's invisible; bt it has d power 2 connect u 2 d 1 who has everything that you need!

Santa toilet gaya to diwar per likha tha, "duniya chaand per phuch gai hai, aur tum yaha baitho ho?"
Santa ne likh diya,
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"bas ye kerke, me bhi jaa rhaa hun."

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Shokh hassi ho latest tarif sms
Dilkas dilnasi ho
Bheegi chandni ho
Dheemi roshani ho
Wafa ho, nasha ho
Na bujhe jo wo pyaas ho
Husno aaftaab ho

shaadi k pahle hi din pati ne patni pr rob dalne k liye english paper patni ko dikhate hue-
dekho car ulat gyi. patni- car nahi ulti . paper sidha pakro................husband wife jokes

Boys vs Girls jokes........very very funny sms in Hindi »
ladka : ladkia pepsi ki botal ki tara hoti h.
jitna peo Utna zyada maza deti h.
ladki jal kar boli: ladkay juice k dabbay ki tara hoty h.
jb maza ane lagta h to khatam ho jata h.

Sochta hu Aapki Dil mein utar ke dekhu..
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kaun sa purza hai jo aapko mughe sms/msgs nahin karne deta

,('.')
<)(> Screw-driver to laa Chote zaraa
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Muj se ab ye 'JUDAI ka 'ZEHAR' pia nhi jata 'dosto'
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HØ Ske to
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Mujhe 2 glass

Anar Ka 'Juice' hi pila do

(',')/ or suno!
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'Burf' mat dalwana..

Just like having chochlate I wish to get dipped into your sweet sugary passionate love and feelings

Surkh gulaabi hoth aankhen shabnami latest tarif sms
Chehra phul sa shadab, ya mehtab
Julf reshamii, jese raat ki kahani
Sangemarmar sa badan, chandan sa yauvan.............latest tarif sms........impress your girlfriend/beloved

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Friendship is:
A bond of love;
A medal of trust;
A shoulder in sadness;
A hand in darkness;
Something that doesn't cost;
And a jewel never to be lost..........best friendship sms/quotes ever......say your friend how she/he is special 4 u

Pööcha jö unse chaand nikalta hai kis terhan
janaaa zulfön kö rukh pe daal kar jhatka dya kay yunf

Bhakt : Baba Shaadi ko 7 saal ho gaye
Bacha nahi huaa
Nirmal baba : Biwi k saath Kab soya tha
Bhakt :Baba roj sota hu.
Baba : 2,4 Din padosiyo ko sone do Kripa Hogi..!! mastiful chutkule.....mast....jokes mast jokes

"L" ko pakar k, "O" ko daba k, "V" mai daal k jb "E" ki awaz aey to samjh lo L Ø V Ë »--—»love ho gaya...!

Bol Or Bol...

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/(.'.)\,

Apke Bare Me Galat Bol Rha Tha Bhai,
To Ulta Latka Diya Isko! Ye
Apko INTELLEGENT Kah Rha Tha. latest jokes

Happy perfume day

(." )
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khushbu jo apko Diwaana bana de...

`G`Ø`Ø`D`
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(( Come-on Get-up
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Tea ready...Good morning hv a nice day

One must always have a unique character like SALT.
It's presence is not felt but it's absence sure makes things tasteless.
Good morning!

Din Bhar Ki Thakan Ab Mita Lijiye,
Ho Chuki Raat Roshni Bujha Lijiye,
Ek Khubsurat Khwab Raah Dekh Raha Hai,
Bus Palkon Ka Parda Gira Lijiye. .......good night sms

Our love is like dove
always together so close
Romantic, Radiant, Loyal
Caring, Cuddly, Adorable

Wo Tere Dilksh Lab, Wo Teri Madmast Aankhe,
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Ae JAAN
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Fir Ek Baar Unhe Chumne Ko Ji Chahta Hai..!! .........romantic sms/quotes/msgs in hindi

Ho gyi raat asman me nikal gye sitare
So gye sari panchi kya khub khile nzare
Ap b so jaiye is hasin raat me
Dekhiye Swtdrms pyare pyare.....sweet good night sms

,-.-.-._' //'_.-.-.-.,
''-.,-.-'(i):'-.-,.-''
.____-..-'()'-..-'
Meri Cute si butterfly
Itni dur Udkar aapko
"GooD" "MorninG"
kehne aayi hai

Short bt superb msgs- " Miss the 1 who z ready 2 miss anythng 4 u"

The most painful goodbyes are the ones that are never said and never explained.....heart touching sms...

Out of all relations Friends hold the best place.
No ego
No break-ups
No frustation
No commitments
Just sharing the best and the worst too!
Remembering you, my dear friend!

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I need a kiss;
I require hugs;
I long for love;
I yearn for warmth;
I want to feel an intimate touch.
But mostly I need all the above. And that too, from you and you only!
Miss you, sweety !......romantic sms

Mountain, rain or summer heat;
Your friendship is the reason why I breathe.
Tell me dear what is sweet?
Is that you or your heartbeats?
Happy Birthday Sweetheart! ``$`` best birthday quotes ever | best birthday msgs``$``

Relationship is like a garden. It's beautiful when watered with love, care, tears and cheers. But it dries up if left untouched.

Sun is haPPy Moon is anGry Why. . .?
Because, mOOn is missing U &
Sun is wishing U. . . Gud Morning. .Hv Nice Day Buddy !

Think wèll,
Plan wèll,
Do wèll,
Sleep wèll,
Play wèll,
Laugh wèll and Throw ur mobile also into wèll,
Because u r not Messaging me Well!

Mere ishq ki bowling ne uske dil ka wicket gira diya,
uska baap umpire tha, meri ball ko no ball bata diya.

Har subah aapki FINE ho…
Dildar dosto ki LINE ho…
Aapki life sada SHINE ho…
Rab kare aapke labon pe.
Roz khushi ki SMILE ho…
Good Morning

Chand ka colour he white,
Rat ko chamakta he bright,
Humko deta he mast light,
To mein kaise so jao kahe aapko bina “GOOD NIGHT” 2017

Hot tea aapke bed pe h
Suraj ke kirne aapke head pe h
Newspaper aapke gate pe h
Ab to uth jao good morning karne ke
liye mera SMS wait pe h

A valuable lesson is taught by a Traffic Signal.
Every problem is like a Red Signal. If you wait for sometime, it will turn Green.
Good Morning!......motivational good morning quotes

We may not Achieve Everything that we Dream. But
We will not Achieve Anything unless we Dream.. !! G(-)(-)D NIGHT

Nind ki aankho pe ho rahi hai fighting tight,
Is dark sky main dikh rahe hain taare white,
Ab bhuja ke apni light, Hum aapse kahte hai
Good night........good night quotes in Hindi

Forget the things that make you sad;
Remember the moments that make you glad;
Forget the troubles that passed away;
Accept the blessings that comes your way.
Good night! Sweet Dreams Dear......sweet good night quotes

Subah ka har Pal ARMAAN banke aye,
Din ka Ujala Nayi SHAAN banke aye,
CHAMKTI rahe Aapke CHEHRE pe Hansi,
Hr Naya Din aisa MEHMAAN banke aaye.
Good Morning..

This winter, let me be your summer. //(Very romantic quotes just 4 sweetheart/GF/girlfriend)

Ek tu, ek main, ek baat ho apni
Dil se dil mile, hoth se hoth sile aisi raat ho apni..........romantic one 4 girlfriend

Dur hokar karib hona nazakat hai meri
Yaad bankar ankho se behana sararat hai meri
karib na hote hue b kareeb paoge qki
ehshash bankar sath rehna adat hai meri

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AE 'Suraj' mere apno ko pegam dena, KHUSHI ka din HANSHI ki sham dena,
Vo jab bhi uthe need se, To unke chehre par pyari si 'MUSKAN' dena...

Agar pata hota ki kal rat tum aaogi khuwabo me mere
to tere kasam apni palko me gulab ki pankhudhiya saja k sota..

~::~New Top Best sms messages of 2017. Now enjoy reading latest new sms daily also must visit our forum 4 new sms/msgs~::~

Nzar h kb unse bat hogi, khuda jane kb ye ittefak hogi,
yu to har sham milte h khwabo me, jane kb ru ba ru unse mulakat hogi.

Nafz Dekha To Bimar Likh Diya
Rog Dekha To Pyar Likh Diya
Shukr Guzar Hai Hum Uss Hakim Ke
Jisne Dawa Ki Jagah Unka Didar Likh Diya

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Kisi Ne Kya Khub Kaha Hai...
"Kisi Se Judaa Hona Agar itna Aasan Hota...
to Jism Se Rooh ko lene Kabhi Farishte na Aate...!!"

Jab tujhe basaya hai rooh ki gehrayo me.......To ye kaise mumkin hai
ke mai tujhe yaad karu aur teri dharkan tez na ho...

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Kitaabon mein kehte hai phool todna mana hai
Baagon mein kehte hai phool todna mana hai
Phoolon se keemti cheez hai dil
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